The Google meme

Kerry looks Like a Pumpkin
Kerry looks like a weak turd
Kerry looks like someone took a beer bottle to the side of the face
Kerry looks like a horse
Kerry Looks Like a Sad Horse
Kerry looks like a real winner
Kerry Looks Like Gore
Kerry looks like Lincoln [pause]....after the assasination
Kerry looks like the priest from the exorcist!!
Kerry looks like the mummy soldiers from The Mummy and The Mummy Returns
kerry looks like a horse instead of oompa loompa!
Kerry looks like a cash-obsessed, double-talking flip-flopper
Kerry looks like the the Smiler from Transmetropolitan? #55

I feel like I'm cheating, since most of these come from political blogs or articles of some sort....

I don't know wild_irises, I think I am in contention!